Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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