physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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