we have pet lesbian snakes
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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