at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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