you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
did i walk over a car last night?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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