Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
one might say we're banned from that church
where are you?
Hypothermia
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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