I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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