Sacagawea was the original milf.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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