that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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