did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I'm jealous of your bromance
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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