My sheets look like a crime scene.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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