So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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