I don't usually arrange sex via text message
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
He has the fingertips of a God
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