Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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