Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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