I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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