Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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