I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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