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I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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