Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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