i need an iv and a liver transplant
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
These tits shall not be calmed
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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