before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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