Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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