i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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