Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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