: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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