i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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