break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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