I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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