why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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