i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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