never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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