4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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