she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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