omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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