Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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