quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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