ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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