I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
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we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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