i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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