BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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