Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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