3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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