dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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