Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I love you. Go after that dick
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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