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(703): View more from Virginia

worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.

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(914): View more from New York

i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick

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(404): View more from Georgia

I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.

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(330): View more from Ohio

just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c

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(706): View more from Georgia

Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.

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(740): View more from Ohio

She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?

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(972): View more from Texas

I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening

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