I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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