It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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