i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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