hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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