Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
