Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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