I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i drank out of a bidet.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
